January 2012
62 posts
December 2011
44 posts
How teens and adults text
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Every time I meet someone new:
Them: What’s your major?
Me: History.
Them: Oh, so you want to teach?
ugh.
Can I just cuddle up and watch Buffy forever?
iloveyouandbuddhatoo:
katlynh0lly:
that’s all I want to do for my birthday next week. Cuddles and Buffy. And maybe wine.
BUFFY 4LIFE
That sounds magical
Nice.
Two nights of parties.
No nights curled up miserably on the couch.
I’m starting to get the hang of these shindigs! What a great weekend.
Watchthedailywhat:
Say What Now of the Day: On the Fox Business show Follow the Money, in a segment called “are liberals trying to brainwash your kids against capitalism,” host Eric Bolling and conservative Media Research Center fellow Dan Gainor risk incurring the wrath of loony education-huggers everywhere by bravely excoriating that long-venerated bastion of Communist agitprop: The Muppets.
Among...
hernamewastangerine:
Ever have days where your ex(es) are all up on your dick?
Good lord
Matt Ferronato from 7th grade is all like, “Baby come back, I miss you.”
Or Erin from 5th.
bahahhahaha.
Nope.
Just found out that a girl I went to high school with died a few days ago.
I don’t know if we’d ever even had a conversation, but she was just 19, and that is so tragic. They don’t even know what happened to her.
Praying for the Hockensmith family. Rest in peace, Jessica.
Watchhernamewastangerine:
loudshit:
I am actually crying
this bitch is high or really sexually frustrated
CTFUUUUUUUUUU, I almost died looking at this shit
Oh my fucking GOD LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
aubrey-plaza:
Listening to Alanis Morissette while writing a critical review of one of the most influential feminist historians ever.
isn’t that ironic?
