So much to do, and no motivation to do it. All I want to do is go to bed for three weeks, and wake up for Christmas break. Is that really so much to ask?
Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I...– Walt Whitman (via vogon-poetry )
teganbowiefreak: spellboundsama: zealousprince: karkkittenvantas: wwhheeww: new-distractions: i lost it at the feet one oh my god jsdlakfjsd DAY = MADE but I’m just a bridge YOU GUYS!! I DON’T KNOW ABOUT ALL BUT MOST OF THESE CAME FROM TUMBLR4MEN!! DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LOVE TUMBLR4MEN?! AHH LOLOL This is already on my blog, but it deserves to be there again....
Wearin’ my long johns, eating donettes, drinking hard cider, and watching the X-Files. Helloooo Thanksgiving Break!
so. many. court cases. I was super excited about getting to be a research assistant for one of my History professors but I’m beginning to doubt that I’ll be able to produce a fourteen page paper on thirty court cases I don’t actually understand… I see a lot of bullshitting in my future.
The kids have it all figured out.
valium-myfavoritecolor:kaffrun:rocknrollercoaster: I love Vivi from Dance Moms. Its a shame her mom is such a so-and-so.
To my neighbor, My roommate and I are so glad that you practice safe sex. It would be a crime against humanity to create more ignorant misogynistic (google it if that word’s too hard) assholes like you. However, you did not need to inform us that you use protection by stretching your used condom over our doorknob. We believe common sense should indicate that it is only fair for each man to...